Someone keep Fleet Street away from Bill Clinton

So by now everyone knows that Bill Clinton thinks the American press corps is in the bag for Barack Obama. Indeed, I suspect that in their heart of hearts, more pundits and reporters like Obama than Clinton (though, as Chris Matthews pointed out a few weeks ago, what they really like is a never-ending horse race).
Still, despite the possible bias on these shores, I can’t imagine any major American newspaper having the following lede for their story:

Seventeen months after she sat regally in her New York living room and calmly declared:

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